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"Erste Hilfe" (Schwarzer Humor)

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Ein Motorradfahrer ist in einer eisigen Nacht unterwegs. weil ihm der Wind so stark durch den Reißverschluß seiner Jacke zieht, hält er an und zieht seine Jacke andersrum an, mit dem Reißverschluss auf dem Rücken. Einige Kilometer weiter hat er einen Verkehrsunfall und wird schwer verletzt.

Als der Rettungswagen eintrifft und die Sanitäter nur noch den Tod des Motorradfahrers feststellen können, fragen sie die Erstretter: \"Hat der Motorradfahrer noch irgendwas gesagt?\"

Einer der Passanten antwortet: \"Zuerst hat er noch gestöhnt, aber nachdem wir den Kopf richtig herum gedreht haben, war er still.\"
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