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Nichtraucher sind Schädlinge

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BeitragVerfasst: Mo 18. Mär 2013, 23:13
Warum sind Nichtraucher Schädlinge? Ein nicht ganz ernst gemeinter Kommentar:

1. Dadurch daß sie nicht rauchen, schädigen sie schon einmal die Zigarettenindustrie!
2. Sie bringen den Staat um die heiß ersehnte Tabak- und Mehrwertsteuer!
3. Sie sind nicht so krankenhausanfällig und schmälern so den Ärzten ihre verdienten Einnahmen, um sich damit ein luxoriöses Eigenheim bauen zu können :beschwer: .
4. Sie schädigen die Bauindustrie, weil diese keine luxoriösen Eigenheime für Ärzte bauen können :evil: .
5. Sie leben wahrscheinlich länger und fallen so der Rentenversicherung länger zur Last :? .
6. Und letztlich ist die Erde sowieso überbevölkert und Tag für Tag wird es schlimmer. Sie nehmen also den Menschen den Platz sowie den Sauerstoff weg :oops: .



Glauben Sie, Raucher rauchen zum Spaß???
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